Dilbert

Now I can appreciate those Dilbert comics more:

So Dilbert's boss comes in and says to Dilbert: "I just had a senior management meeting, and the CEO wants us to push forward and get our projects completed!"

Dilbert responses: "Not a problem Sir, I will schedule a lot of meeting for next week!"

I actually came up with this one from experience. It is sad that some of the business today still operates at such capacity.